Dear Spammers:

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In my time writing this blog, I’ve gotten to know a lot of my readers. Many of you are my friends, many of you have become my friends, and there are many of you that I would love to meet!

And then, there are my comment spam friends. These are the people that make me so excited to see that a post received a comment, only to realize that this “person” did not even read a thing I wrote. I try to delete these “comments” ASAP as they really do not add to the conversation, and sometimes they link to places I’d rather not advertise on my blog. But, some of them are too funny not to share.

My bloggy friend Jen had a post of a Q & A from her spammers. My spammers don’t tend to ask a lot of questions, but I’d love to feature some of the gems I find each and every day nonetheless!

First up “Clarice”: She was really inspired about our Urban Hike yesterday. So much so, that she wants to plan a family reunion to gain much happiness! (She wants to sell us tips on how to get pregnant…think I’ve got that down…thanks!)

Having this kind of affair, really helps to create a bound of foundation to the family. This coming summer vacation, I will pursue to have a family reunion in order to gain a kind of happiness like yours..

Denise (who sells children’s bedroom furniture…so not a bad match up) really, really likes school cafeteria food, becasue this is what she had to say on my post about School Lunches:

I liked this place! Good food, great prices, perfect for a healthy midday lunch, plus it’s environment-friendly. Set menu is BIG and excellent value for money.

Gelhi (who has learned to cure panic attacks) found great encouragement from my guest posting announcement:

I want to have twins too… So that I can learn a lot of lessons of being a mother to them…

Oh honey, there are a lot of better ways to learn to be a better mother than having twins, trust me on this one!

Keith (with tips on effective conference calls) wanted to encourage me to share more content here, since I was guest posting.

Hello There,
You have a cool ideas from here, i know that you can create more than what you have share with us. Thanks a lot. It’s my pleasure to view your great creation…

Wow, “great creation”…Keith, you are making my head swell!

My friends. I love it when you come to visit. And I love to read what you have to say, but rest assured, my spam comments will be deleted. But I’ll share more with you when I get another interesting batch. It does not take long:)

Chime in! What is some of the funniest spam you have received? I’d love to read it!

 

 




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Hello Again!

I bet you all thought I ran away to live on 3 Little Men and a Mommy’s blog didn’t you? And, it was tempting…did you peek around and see how CUTE her little guys are?

The reality is, we had a long weekend here. The kids had yesterday and today off from school. Our weekends are so busy, running here and there, that it was super nice to decompress a little. And other than the fact that I wore my pajamas a little too much over the past four days, there was not a whole lot of excitement to write about.

That is not to say that our weekend was boring. You remember who I live with, right?

Yesterday we added an almost two year old boy to the mix. That made things interesting. Some little girls had to share…and that is a good thing!

Ron PaulOur District Republican Convention was last night. So we headed out to hear Ron Paul speak. I’ll admit that it was cool to hear a candidate speak without the media filter on, but I’m still thinking he is a bit too…something…I can’t put my finger on it. The good thing is that he may make the other candidates shape up. I really, really wish there was a clearer cut choice.

Today Dakotapastor took a much needed day off (did you know that pastors work on more than just Sundays? And did you know  that Dakotapastor is getting to be quite  the skilled construction worker?). We let him choose the activity of the day…so he selected an urban hike.

ahhhhh the sun is in our eyes!

Urban hikes are fun for us. We live in a beautiful city, located in an even more beautiful state. We are not here by birth, but by circumstance, and more recently, by choice. I think that when you actually choose the city to live in, it becomes all the more precious. We enjoy going downtown and peeking in the alleys and finding buildings that still have original windows and poking through antique shops, and taking photos from the top of the parking garage!Skyline view of south Bismarck

We finished our adventure with a lunch at a true blast from the past…the White House Cafeteria at the back of White Drug. I’m going to venture a guess that very little has changed in there since it was founded in 1969. The ham and bean soup was great and Dakotapastor really liked his borscht. The kids all had grilled ham and cheese sandwiches and fries…perfect diner food!

But then, it was back to reality, and my laundry. I folded so many clothes today that I’m afraid I’m going to have to vacuum the living room again, there is a lot of fresh lint on the floor. I did get a new little goodie in the mail today that may make parts of my laundry easier, I’ll let you know about that later this week!

I also got a little pre-birthday surprise in my email today as well…but I’ll save that for my birthday on Thursday (I’ll be 40!!!)

I also have a chance for you to help out some people far less fortunate than we are…

So stick around. I really am back! (though it was really, really nice at Krystle’s place!)




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I’m Not Here Today

I’m not here today.

Today I am guest posting at 3 Little Men and a Mommy about what I learned from my twins (it may not be what you expect!). So, hop on over there and say hi! I promise you won’t miss anything new here today.

 

Now go! Sheesh:)

 

 

 

 

Really, I’ll see you over there!

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Hey? Who Took My Lunch? or: It’s Not Really About the Food

Who knew that a lunch could create such controversy? If you are a mom, and you are active on the internet at all (and I’m assuming both, since you are reading this), I’m pretty sure you have seen this story. Apparently a federal agent was in a public school in South Carolina and informed a four year old that her lunch was not “healthy” because it did not include milk. This has set off a firestorm regarding the merits of the home packed lunch or the school lunch that the little girl was given to replace her “unhealthy” lunch.

We could argue the relative merits of both lunches all day long. My kids eat home lunches, my kids eat school lunches. But, my friends, this is not about food.

This is about power.

I think too many of us forget that our public schools are, first and foremost, a government agency.

While the primary purpose of our schools may be to teach the three Rs, the other purpose of public schools is to create model citizens. And, sometimes, the government gets too big, and forgets how much power it has.

Friends, remember this, when you enroll your child in a public school, you are, in fact, giving up a little bit of your parental authority. During the hours that your child spends in that school building, that child is not under your authority, but the school’s. This goes for private school students as well…and do not be fooled, the government is almost just as involved in the private schools as in the public schools.

Every benefit has costs.

As citizens we need to be aware, that every “benefit” has “costs”, some are obvious, some are less so. For example, in order to receive WIC benefits, you must subject your children to blood tests to check iron levels and regular weight and growth screenings. You also are required to purchase the items from a very specific list. Now, the benefit is that you get scads of free-to-you milk, and formula and cereal and fruit, etc. The “cost” is that your child is placed under extra scrutiny, and you may be “judged” if health or growth or development does not fall under certain norms. Some people are fine with this, others are not, so they decline the benefit; and still others will complain rather loudly about how unfair the system is for “judging” their diet or their child’s growth.

So it is with the school systems, flawed as they are. When we pack off our little blessings every day (and I do, and I am generally pleased with the experience) I realize that I have little or no say over the curriculum. For example, my kids have learned about the theory of evolution. This goes against our belief system. However, we have chosen to send our children to the schools funded by our tax dollars (public school is hardly free). We teach our children our beliefs, teach them to be respectful at school and treat it as it is…a theory. I could get all up in arms, however, really, would it do any good? No. Half of the teachers don’t believe it either, but they do what they are told. Our classroom teachers do not determine the curriculum, just as the “school lunch ladies” do not select the menu at school…the government has a pretty heavy hand in those lunches.

In short, I know that the benefits of my kids going to the public schools are going to have a “cost”, and that cost is them learning something that I personally would not teach them. The alternative, of course, would be to home school them, and trust me, as much as I am tempted at times, the education that they ARE receiving outweighs the “costs” incurred.

This is all a very long story, to point out a very simple truth. Sometimes the truth gets buried in the story. Just like today Planned Parenthood tried to lead their followers into thinking that the HHS mandate and the Church’s opposition to is misogynistic and against contraception and against women’s voices in general. But it is not…it is about freedom of religion. Which, in my mind, is way more important than freedom of school lunch.

Chime in! How do you deal with the costs vs. benefits issues? Do you feel like we are treated fairly as consumers of information? 

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Dive, and Food and Waste and What About Me?

I found myself with a few idle hours this afternoon. A true Sabbath rest, or as close as a mom to 6 gets. So I settled into my favorite recliner and decided to watch a movie.

Documentaries are my guilty pleasure. Dakotapastor and the Dakotakids don’t care for them. I’m a closet anthropologist, so I am drawn to them. I’ve watched too many food related docs lately, and they usually make me fear food…so I decided to try another topic. And then Dive caught my eye. It was a food doc, but it was primarily about food waste.

My curiosity was peaked as I had just listened to a presentation from the Great Plains Food Bank just last week about the astounding amount of food that is wasted in America before it even gets to our dining table. I KNEW that we wasted a lot of food once it gets to our table, one look at the food scrapings of the Dakotakids makes that abundantly clear.

The film opens with scenes of some bearded, slightly dirty men “dumpster diving” behind a grocery store. My first feeling was pity, that these men could not afford to buy food. But the next scene was of these same men grilling steaks and serving a lavish spread at a baby shower. All with food procured from a dumpster behind a high end grocery store.

These people could afford food…yet they had freezers full of food that they “rescued” and paid nothing for.

Dive! Trailer from Compeller Pictures on Vimeo.

My feelings were mostly that of annoyance with a system that would throw out food rather than feed the hungry in our country. Dakotapastor pointed out, and rightly so, that part of the blame falls on us, the consumer. We are demanding of our retailers. If we go to the store and expect to buy a steak, potatoes and the makings of a garden salad, we complain loudly if the grocer is out of any of the items we desire. Can you imagine the uproar if you were to attend a catered event and the caterer were to run out of food? These very attitudes lead grocery stores to over purchase food and our caterers to over plan for events.

Dakotapastor also pointed out that our own overprotective government is to blame. Do you think, for instance that the sell by dates on our food are, perhaps, a bit too conservative? I often purchase meat that is perfectly fresh a few days within the sell by date at a significant discount. I freeze it, and feed it to my beloved family with no ill effects.

I think some of the problem can lie in man power. While there are local organizations (Great Plains Food Bank is a local one here) that can accept and redistribute close dated, overstocks and cosmetically flawed food items, it takes work to get these items from the retailer to the food bank. And many retailers may find it easier to simply toss the un-sellable items in a dumpster rather than take the time to contact the right people to get the goods from point a to point b.

Now, I do think there were some faulty claims in the movie. At one point the jump was made that our wastefulness contributes to the hunger we see in places like Haiti and the continent of Africa. However, our cleaning our plates here in America will not make food magically appear on the plates of our precious brothers and sisters in Haiti.

I also don’t think that our government plays a role in reducing our food waste. I think our reducing waste actually has to be a bottom up movement. I’m not sure that bullying our grocers and putting cameras in their faces is going to make them magically desire to help the needy. I do think that if most business owners are approached about the opportunity to donate their food destined for the dumpster without fear of litigation in case of food poisoning etc. (Good Samaritan Law) they will respond favorably, as long as it does not require extra work on their part.

I am pleased to know that both Cashwise foods and Dan’s Supermarket here in Bismarck donate their surplus to the Great Plains Food Bank.

As for myself, the documentary made me a little more aware of the waste that goes on in our own home. I plan on being more mindful about what I purchase for our consumption, use what I buy and not overcook which leads to leftovers that get thrown away. I do think that reducing our food waste begins at home.

It is embarrassing that here, in the land of milk and honey, where we have so much and produce so much, so many still go hungry. Sadly, much as in the case of Haiti and Africa, I think the cause of American hunger is a result of bad choices and politics. You and I…we have the power to be the change.

Follow the simple rules my father had at his dinner table: “Take all you can eat, and eat all you take.”

Let’s stop being food hoarders. I think some of our extreme couponing measures lead to a lot of food stored, and not a lot eaten.

Volunteer with your local food banks, offer to help transport food from supermarkets and restaurants to places where the food can be used.

Grow your own food when you can, and donate the surplus.

Don’t fuss if your supermarket runs out of food. This is actually a sign of good waste management.

Don’t be afraid of close dated items if you can use food quickly. It makes no sense for our family of eight to pass over a gallon of milk that is dated within a week…we can go through a gallon in a day!

Do you want to watch Dive! The Film? It is available on Netflix streaming, or you can download it from iTunes.  I can guarantee you that you will take something from the film. I may not have agreed with everything shown, and yet, it did challenge me to change some of our habits.

Chime in! Have you seen Dive? What are your thoughts? Do you have solutions or ideas on how to deal with our food management issues?

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