My Chocolate Buying Guide

written by Dakotapam on May 11, 2012 in life as we know it with 14 comments

Now that my good pal Essie has resumed stay at home mom status (at least for now), she is back at my beck and call…which means I can phone her when I’m bored. Which, actually happens a lot. Because dishes are boring, and folding laundry, and sitting in a parking lot waiting for a kid. All boring.

So, yesterday talk turned to chocolate. It began as chocolate chips in banana bread…which is a total no go in my house (poor kids)! I’m a banana bread purist, and the chocolate is just too much.

Then I launched into all of my chocolate rules. At which point, Essie pointed out that, once again, I have far too many rules.

Here are my chocolate rules (in case you want to chocolate shop for me):

  • No dark chocolate (I’m not eating chocolate for my health anyway! –exception I will eat one Hershey’s Special Dark miniature if I get desperate.
  • No nuts in my chocolate– exception Snickers bar.
  • No citrus flavoring.
  • A brownie is not chocolate.
  • No chocolate on chocolate (I don’t want to have to distinguish between chocolate flavors) exception I will eat a slice of Nancy’s Homemade chocolate cake with her fudgy chocolate frosting…
  • No cheap chocolate. European is ideal…but I’m poor…Hershey’s or Dove are acceptable, dollar store chocolate is not worth the calories.
  • No chocolate in coffee… exception White Mocha, which, let’s be honest, is really a creamy vanilla.

Yes, I’m quirky. I own it. I’m actually not a huge chocolate fan (can you tell?) However, leave sweet, chewy candy around and kiss it good-bye! I’m going to devour your licorice and your gummy bears!

 

Chime in! What are your quirky food rules?