Nobody Told Me

Nobody told me


Nobody told me:

  • that I would be in more pain after the baby was born than I would be during labor.
  • that feeding a newborn would be a full-time job.
  • that I would have conversations about poop and never blush.
  • that I could survive on two hours of interrupted sleep.
  • that I would be more excited about buying my children new clothes than I am about my own.
  • that I would hide story books because they made me cry (I’m looking at you, Love You Forever)
  • that I would clean a child’s bedroom with a broom and black garbage bag.
  • that I would worry so much about my kids struggling with the same issues I struggled with as a kid.
  • that I would be so excited over my child reading his first word, or writing his first numbers.
  • that I would stop caring if their clothing matched.
  • how much laundry multiplies.
  • just how much more milk there is in a gallon if it is spilled on the floor.
  • that I might not cry when they go off to kindergarten, but I probably will when they leave for college.
  • that I could enjoy being a working mom just as much or more than I enjoyed being a stay at home mom.
  • that I would love these kids so much.

I’m glad that nobody told me. I wouldn’t have believed you anyway if you had. And really, half the joy has been in the discovery.


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Written by Dakotapam
I'm a Lutheran pastor's wife and mom to six kids, including young adult sons down to 8-year old twin daughters. My life is sometimes normal, and sometimes crazy; but through it all, I know that I am blessed! Some people say that I have my hands full, I prefer to call it living life with both hands full, and I love it!